I went with a golf club,

A bit hit and miss,

My distance seemed far,

But I couldn’t match his,

For it is his hobby,

But only my first go,

With his clubs and his kindness,

He put on a good show,

Down with boredom,

This sport I did play,

At a golf driving range,

Not a full game this day,

Then when we were finished,

It was on to the pub,

For a good bit of ale,

Then home for some grub.