I went with a golf club,
A bit hit and miss,
My distance seemed far,
But I couldn’t match his,
For it is his hobby,
But only my first go,
With his clubs and his kindness,
He put on a good show,
Down with boredom,
This sport I did play,
At a golf driving range,
Not a full game this day,
Then when we were finished,
It was on to the pub,
For a good bit of ale,
Then home for some grub.