Prey – Average

The 2017 version of Prey is a reboot of an old game from 2006. The 2006 Prey had one of the best beginnings I’ve ever seen in a game with the main character in a bar which ends up with the whole room shaking and the Blue Oyster Cult’s Don’t Fear The Reaper playing before […]

THE INTERNET IS A HELLHOLE (or is it?)

Everything on the page  – THE INTERNET IS A HELLHOLE (Fictional Website), Grand Theft Auto V Grand Theft Auto is well known for being what’s basically a criminal simulation game but the fifth one in the series is throwing up a lot of satire, poking fun at the modern world and common opinions, THE INTERNET […]

YOUR AD HERE!

“YOUR AD HERE! MAKE YOUR BRAND VISIBLE TO TENS OF PEOPLE DAILY ‘Be part of a growing industry!’” – Random Bench, Grand Theft Auto V Grand Theft Auto V (GTA5) is a third person action/adventure game with an open world where the player can partake in various activities. The city in which the game is […]

TECHNOLOGY AND MACHINES…

“TECHNOLOGY AND MACHINES – WE ARE THE MASTERS OF ALL!” – Loading Screen, Wolfenstein 2: The New Colossus. Wolfenstein 2: The New Colossus is a game in which the Nazis have won world war 2 and captured America, the woman in the picture is Frau Irene Engel who is one of the Nazis main Generals […]

Two dragons fused as one…

“Two dragons fused as one from the effects of the Big Bang.” – Twin-Headed Fire Dragon, Yugioh: Legacy Of The Duelist. Yugioh: Legacy Of The Duelist is based on the real life card game Yugioh. The Twin-Headed Fire Dragon card really exists. I think the Yugioh universe is a fictional one which shares some things […]

Pharaonic – Average

The simple description of this game is 2D Egyptian Dark Souls, the complicated one is that it’s a 2D sidescroller where sometimes you switch onto a different 2D plane and fight things for reasons that are a little unclear. The character creation at the start of the game is reasonably good, giving a choice of […]

Agents of Mayhem – Great

Agents of Mayhem is a third person shooter set in an open world map of Seoul; it offers a plethora of different characters to play as, each having its own theme and abilities and an absolutely ridiculous plotline. The characters are a multicultural bunch and go from a Hollywood star (funnily enough he’s called Hollywood) […]

A runaway train…

“A runaway train is bearing down on five people. You’re standing on the platform next to an enormously fat man. Pushing him into the track would stop the train. (a)Push the fat man. (b)Do nothing.” – TranStar personality questions, Prey (2017) In the game the character is made to answer a few fairly basic questions, […]

The Elder Scrolls Online – Good

The Elder Scrolls Online (TESO) is a massively multiplayer online (MMO) version of The Elder Scrolls series of games. To play you do need an online subscription for the console you are on. Be careful when buying the game because you may only get the standard game when you think you are buying a different […]

Everyone sucks but me!

“Everyone sucks but me!” – Homer Simpson, The Simpsons: Hit & Run This is basically just Homer Simpson being the selfish idiot that he normally is, so why do I find it so interesting that he would say it in a game? It’s because the game is designed as a Grand Theft Auto style of […]

Games With No Review

Every now and then I’ll come across a game where I don’t feel it fair to give a review, in the past I just ignored them but I think they at least deserve a mention and a brief description in my review section. I will add more to this at a later date. Virtua Fighter […]

Lock’s Quest – Average

Lock’s Quest is an isometric view Tower defence strategy game where the main character (Lock) has to defend villages from an army of robots. The first stage of each battle is building which you have limited time and resources when doing. There are a few different types of tower, a few traps and later soldiers […]

Ask yourself!…

Ask yourself! How is it that mighty gods die, yet the Daedra stand incorruptible? How is it that the Daedra forthrightly proclaim themselves to man, while the gods cower behind statues and the faithless words of traitor-priests? It is simple… they are not gods at all. – Mankar Camoran, The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Before […]