Anti-Baby Marmalade

A short, fun limerick style poem.

Lucas Barstow’s Meaty Rice

Ingredients: Spam (or a similar sandwich meat) Chorizo Yellow pepper Chilli sauce Microwave rice Vegetable oil The spam, chorizo and peppers don’t have a stated quantity because they must all be as close to equal to each other as possible, but you can add as much as you like. Method: First chop your spam into […]

Salmon on Toast

You will need: A piece of salmon A piece of bread A piece of mature cheddar Salted butter Vegetable oil A cucumber A bay leaf A grill or toaster At least one knife An oven An oven tray Foil A plate To make: Place the salmon in the middle of a sheet of foil. Pour […]

Tomato, Cola Chicken.

I tried cooking chicken today. Luckily it went well and food poisoning won’t be an issue, in fact I liked the taste. Credit where it’s due, this is a slightly changed version of this recipe. Ingredients: 1.5 tablespoons Worcester sauce 0.75 of a cup of tomato ketchup 1 cup of Coca Cola Salt to season […]

Apple

Round and crunchy baby of the tree, You ripen and jump down onto me, Newton knew of the way this felt, while under a tree he was knelt, So solid an object yet so sweet, We’ve forgotten how they’re a treat, So few things are available to all, But an apple a day stops the […]

Christmas

I find Christmas more than a little annoying and feel that I need to reason out why. This is mostly for my own benefit but you can like or comment if you want to. Christmas and religion – Jesus’ supposed birthday, when the child of God was supposed to have been born. This would be […]