Salmon on Toast

You will need: A piece of salmon A piece of bread A piece of mature cheddar Salted butter Vegetable oil A cucumber A bay leaf A grill or toaster At least one knife An oven An oven tray Foil A plate To make: Place the salmon in the middle of a sheet of foil. Pour […]

Tomato, Cola Chicken.

I tried cooking chicken today. Luckily it went well and food poisoning won’t be an issue, in fact I liked the taste. Credit where it’s due, this is a slightly changed version of this recipe. Ingredients: 1.5 tablespoons Worcester sauce 0.75 of a cup of tomato ketchup 1 cup of Coca Cola Salt to season […]


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I find Christmas more than a little annoying and feel that I need to reason out why. This is mostly for my own benefit but you can like or comment if you want to. Christmas and religion – Jesus’ supposed birthday, when the child of God was supposed to have been born. This would be […]