I’ve been seated by you since I don’t know when,

So I hoped you’d be kind, it would come to an end,

A liquid now, I can feel the burn,

I just know now that I’ve suddenly lost control,

There’s a mire within my bowl,

Just one look and I regret everything,

One more look and I can feel the sting.

Oh-oh-oh

Diarrhoea

Here it comes again

Toilet how could I have missed ya

Diarrhoea

On the walls again

Oh no, How can I ever clean it up?

Yes I just thought I’d farted,

Then my bum cheeks parted,

Why why did I ever need to go?

Diarrhoea now I really know,

My my, I had to really let it go,

I’ve been angry and sad about all of my poo,

I can’t count all the times that I felt it come through,

Then when it comes, when it’s rushing out,

I think your know I couldn’t hold it long,

I know that I’m not that strong,

Just one look and I regret everything,

One more look and I can feel the sting

Diarrhoea

Here it comes again

Toilet how could I have missed ya

Diarrhoea

On the walls again

Oh no, How can I ever clean it up

Yes I just thought I’d farted,

Then my bum cheeks parted,

Why why did I ever need to go?

Diarrhoea, even if I stay,

Get out leave me now forever,

Diarrhoea, not a game to play,

Get out, it is now or never

Diarrhoea

Here it comes again

Toilet how could I have missed ya

Diarrhoea

On the walls again

Bottom, how is it I’ll clean ya,

Yes I just thought I’d farted,

Then my bum cheeks parted,

Why why did I ever need to go?

Diarrhoea now I really know,

My my, I had to really let it go

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The original Mama Mia song is by the Swedish pop group ABBA, written by Benny Andersson, Björn Ulvaeus and Stig Anderson.

I’m being silly with this and hope it’s received in the intended spirit. If anyone wants to do anything with this please contact me (look on contact me post for how).